Friday, April 06, 2007

When You Change Your Name One Too Many Times

So dad is asleep and Conan is keeping him company. As I talk to Posh online, Diddy comes dancing out to the carefully picked song by the Max Weinberg 7. Now the three main things that we picked up during the course of his appearance. (Interview implies too much structure to what transpired)

1) Diddy likes to dance. He dances in the morning when he gets up because he believes "you should start the day with how you envision ending it." There are a load of inappropriate jokes that could go there but in fear of not nailing it, I'll let your mind wander to your favorite. But I ultimately do concur. That's why I have a whole morning playlist on iTunes.

2) Diddy likes extravagance. He switched sunglasses mid-interview as Conan was asking him a question. Yeah that did happen.

3) Diddy has really soft skin. As he explained his ritual in the mornings, you know after dancing naked for wifey, he does daily exfoliation (Is this before or after the Proactiv?). He then boasted about having some of the softest skin in the world and proceeded to walk to the crowd with his sleeve rolled up and proffered his arm for examination. The front row did agree, especially a college-aged young man who was emphatic with his head nods.

Oh to be famous

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

1) Me too! Hooray for morning playlists. Happy Face by Destiny's Child and Keep on Singing My Song by Christina Aguilera are always the top too.

2) Wow.

3) Again. Wow.