They Don't Do It Like They Used To

Me and my buddy Beastmaster were having a random conversation, with topics lasting no longer than seven minutes. Somehow we got to discussing - probably Beast's theology major creeping up - how back in the olden days of the Israelites, guys used to actually rip goats apart. I don't remember the passage in the Bible but there's one point where the dude literally tears the animal apart. I mean that's crazy. It's one thing to break a wall. That's just plaster or brick. Plus it's stationary. But to stop a living, breathing creature and tear it, literally, limb from limb. That is insane. When did we lose that strength, that amazing masculinity? Has the technology age made us bitches? The answer is probably yes.