R.I.P. Boy Wonder's Hard Drive

I was just informed that Boy Wonder's hard drive's heart stopped earlier this week. This news brings great sadness to my heart. Affectionately referred to as Big Bytie by those close to her, she had an amazing capacity to store data and in turn to store our love, for as much as she took in, she gave back so much more. I remember fondly looking across her partitions and thinking that I could never be tired of reading all that she had to offer. It is so sad to see her go. I can only hope that in an afterlife, she can serve as some sort of doorstop or coaster. Farewell sweet princess. Your sleep is nigh.