Thursday, March 12, 2009

It's Hard Out Here For A Pimp

Each day brings news of hard times from every corner of the globe. Now word that even the elderly are maiming themselves for the piece of that pie. From Spain, it seems that a 66 year old man took it upon himself to load about 5 kilos (11 pounds for the uninitiated) of cocaine on his person, including a cast on his leg. In addition to the 6 cans of beer and 2 folding stools loaded with cocaine, it seems our friend, or his associates, broke the leg to make sure it was more authentic to arouse less suspicion.

If that guy had some quality health care, I bet he wouldn't have done it.

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